Morning Mush

As told to an admiring Grandmother

Gramma :"what can you do to prepare to go to the temple?"
Emeline:{follow along from left to right}
"eat good foods,pay my tithing, say my prayers, & Live in a
Castle.......

Kindly, with reguards~~ your laundress

Dear, Mr. The Boss

Whilst I appreciate the distinction between peeing ON your pants
rather than IN them, I am finding no such distinction exsists where my
laundry pile is concerned. If you could simply remove your bottom
coverings before approaching the "throne" I would greatly appreciate
the relief which having less laundry would afford me.

Yours forever
Mom
xoxoxo

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They still hold hands

...while the nurse