you may ask...but why are you moving?
1. because we are part of the witness relocation program (shhhhh..don't tell)
2. because we are deficit in the our home attention span ( and out of Ritalin)
3. because we long for the comfort of "apartment home " living with it's many amenities
4. because we want to save for a home of our very own
5. because we don't really know how to purge without moving
6. because our neighbor is in charge of ALL the trees ( trust me this story you want to hear)
7. because we listened to our children.. who LONG for our previous home
(which they affectionately refer to as 2A)
8. because we have developed this little program to test our moving capabilities
We will one day grace the pages of the
Guinness Book of World Records
(we will remember all of you once we are a big famous speedy moving family..promise)
9. because of the current economic woes we feel the time is at hand to not only have
food storage but more savings
11. because we heard that the 13th move is the most fun & just couldn't wait, isn't #13 lucky
12. because we always move when it is time to clean the carpet.....who doesn't
13. because after Michael Phelps won the gold medals Jaxson decided he would go into swimming (our new place has both indoor & outdoor pools) The minor problem is he just informed us we are not going to receive any money from him EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER no matter how much he has... unless we buy him a bionicle!
(we don't negotiate with the 4 terrorists that share our last name, so should he become famous I guess we are still on our own......even when we move)
above are a few answers you may receive if you should choose to ask us..........my favs are
#1 & #8 pick whichever makes you feel most comfortable or whichever makes you laugh the most!
#13--- wow that is a lot of moves:) But I always love moving to a new place and getting a change of scenes Although it is a TON of work. Good Luck to you Sarah.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to see pictures of your next place; when's the move?
You guys are crazy. =) BTW - have you gotten any of my emails?
ReplyDeleteWhere the heck are you moving?
ReplyDeleteIs this for real?? I thought you guys were here to stay for a bit! Where are you moving? Oh...Jaden will be oh so sad and Brother and Sister Steed will be oh so happy, now they won't have to worry about seperating the two because they talk too much and have too much fun during class!! We'll miss you! Good Luck!!
ReplyDeleteWell, I am personally on my 16th and our marriage has been through 5. Jason thinks it's because we like to decorate. Make that #14
ReplyDeleteI'm so sad that you guys are moving! but I love how you can have fun with it! You WILL be missed! P.S. my fav. is #1 too!
ReplyDeleteS, you are being a bit too vague. WHERE are you moving to? Back to Utah? That's almost what it sounded like, but I can't be sure. Maybe you're just moving around the corner to a smaller house.
ReplyDeleteWish you were MY neighbor again!
sarah---we need answers! and i cannot reach you on the phone.
ReplyDeletei am assuming you are staying in the same town, but then why do you talk about utah?
please, throw us a bone.