Monday, July 27, 2009

Funny Monday....just got funnier

This morning a funny thing happened.......Emy drove her nudest Barbie's
{which is another topic for dicussion, why must they always be NAKEd}
into my room & yes those are clear plastic cups on said nudest's
heads, when questioned the little princess answered
"those are their hats silly mom"

Your turn
Your turn
your Turn
your Turn

FUNNY MONDAY



a funny thing happened the other day............

Jax's LOVES pirates and has been having a difficult time reconciling himself to the fact that PIRATES are bad guys...............what follows is the song I heard coming from his room the other day
" I am a pirate, yes I am"
"I am a GOOD pirate yes I am"
" I buy a big boat then take peoples little boat away and give 'em the BIG one....'cause I'm a good pirate"
"I'm a kind pirate yes I am, I give people new, bigger boats....I'm a Pirate yes I am"

Friday, July 24, 2009

FWD......friday



this was recently forwarded to me.......

Thursday, July 23, 2009

get your tissues.........


manda 8 @ Yahoo! Video

mom i l o v e you

That boy!

Jaxs is always looking for ways to show his love....this was one of my
FAVS!

Monday, July 20, 2009

man......oh man......the stories i could tell



let's begin like this

Once upon a time there was a mother she had 4 children, 3 boyz and one girly girl. The thing about this Mother was that she LOVED her kids, I mean she really LOVED them so much so that most of her day was dedicated to keeping the environment around them SAFE. As the children where peculiarly active this task was at times challenging but this dear Mother tried her hardest & prayed even harder hoping that the gap between what she was able to do and what was needed would be made up by her faith.

One day this Mother, {bless her heart} felt as though she NEEDED a shower. As she stepped into the shower her girly girl asked if she could take one with her, { now I need to explain that normally this Mother would have smiled, taken a deep breath to silently mourn her alone time, and welcomed the little Lass. But on this particular morning this mother had had a RUFF week and she just needed a little break, I also think it is important to explain at this time that the Mr. to this Mother had taken the 2 eldest so the Mother was alone with the girly girl and the little boss}. The Mother continued to shower solo while talking with the little lady through the curtain. Within a moment of the little lass' last sentiments to her Mother, the mother heard crying...but the crying was coming from outside so the mother thought little of it..... UNTIL the big Army GUY from upstairs begun to POUND on her front door.......the Mother rushed to the door barley toweled where she was told

YOUR BABY JUST FELL OUT THE WINDOW

{15-20 feet}

gasp.wet.clothes stick.calling out the window.crying lass.mother yelling to daughter.mother sobbing.window opened.clothes on.out the door.daughter running.daughter jumping.mother hugging. neighbors warning keep her still. daughter longing for mothers arms. girly girl flat on grass. ambulance. EM T's. fire trucks. cell phones.dad and brothers home in shock.mother in shock.daughter doesn't want to go to the hospital.daughter doesn't want to stay still. mother & daughter ride in ambulance.doctors say girly is amazing.x-rays.CAT scans.little girl OK.nothing broken.nothing damaged.nothing bruised.not even a scratch.not even a bump.mother thanks GOD.mother & daughter giggle in the ER room.dad picks mother & daughter up.family thanks GOD.family recognizes the miracle.Family safe.Family together.mother recognizes power beyond her.mother is grateful. daughter is blessed.

then they all lived happily.......and the Mother was too tired to blog for a week ;-)

THE END

Funny Monday

a funny thing happened last night............
"DAD......the daddy's leg is broken" {Emme speaking to her father about the Ken doll who plays the DAD }
"Oh no (insert siren sounds)here comes the ambulance((more sirens))" " Let's see what we've got here..ahh I see a no leg well yes let's take care of that for you sir.....I'm not going to lie to you sir this is going to hurt! (snap snap)good as new" {the Mr. plays}
"Oh DAD"( with as much love & admiration as you can imagine)
Is this the man I married? Nope.......this is definitely BETTER!
your turn your turn your turn
**more on the craziness that has prevented my blogging to come**