A BIG ROUND of APPLAUSE

I Laughed Out Loud

Thank You

Thank You

Thank You

Thank You

Thank You

FUnNY MoNdaY was really funny

packed with 2100 lb women, nut houses, babies tap dancing on pianos & the ever hysterical potty mouthed child

**it is never to late to add a story**

I hope this gives you something to look forward to on Monday

I can truly say now

I LOVE MONDAY

funny Monday

A Funny thing happened the other day..............

Jaxson said his bottom chin was hurt, when questioned the bottom chin turned out to be his HEEL

YOUR TURN **** YOUR TURN
YOUR TURN **** YOUR TURN
YOUR TURN **** YOUR TURN
YOUR TURN **** YOUR TURN
YOUR TURN **** YOUR TURN
YOUR TURN **** YOUR TURN

my long lost sister

the zoo

was great fun

the favs included

monkeys swingin'

zebras grazin'

jaguars starin'

bears jumpin'

but our absolute favorite

was this compulsive cleanin'

ORANGUTAN

she cleaned for so long

I finally got out the cam to video the tail end

I hope you enjoy the video as much as we enjoyed watching this

obsessive animal

just another pretty face??

Well if you were to ask Jaxson

the answer would be NO

I'm really not his type

so I am really working on being MORE

LOL

yeah I know you probably aren't following

so let me lay it out

My comment section has been wack

and I have played the blame game

instead of looking into it

well......

I AM SORRY

I think that the PROB is rectified

now

I think so

if you have any more problems

please feel free to place the blame

where it should be

on

ME

and let me know

GRACIAS

Me

AMIGOS

Here am I, this is me there is no where else on earth I'd rather be

sitting in front of the compu

trying to be cleaver

nothing

so here I sit

heading to ...

...the zoo

knowing..

... 2 Grandmas await pictures

I should fulfill the request

...kids are waiting

dreaming of ..

...CHOCOLATE

...new shoes

thinking about...

...SEWING

...what to make for dinner

wishing ...

... my comments contained MORE funny stories
to buoy me up

...for a haircut

pedicure

and

a massage

needing...

...stiches?? cut my finger pretty bad while preparing snacks for the zoo

...to post pics of the bambino's

for the abuelas

... to move away from the computer

on my lap..

.a babe snoring with milk driping from his toothless mouth

outside is...

beautiful grey

green

windy

looking like rain

is MONDAY funny......well from NOW on it is

So today we are going to try something

new
it goes like this
I say a funny thing happened the other day........

then you say ( in the comment section)

something like

..........I found myself blow drying & round brushing the hair of a " my little pony "

or

........my 33 year old friend got asked if she would like a kids menu ( the joy of being 4'11)

or

.....my kids wanted me to replace their father with a guy who has a MOOstash and spent the entire dinner planning for the replacement DAD

then WE ALL LAUGH

and yes laughing out loud is recommended

see here

Sleepless in Seattle

okay I have had a few babies

but I will readily admit

I am not an expert

especially where teething in involved

The BOSS

is Sleepless

which as you may have inferred

means I am as well

We...the two of us are resenting

our state of "unrest"

if you have any magical ideas

please share

Teething tablets are OUT

a recent discovery showed caffeine to be an ingredient

so we have been using some baby orajel

the prob seems to be that it needs re-application throughout the night and into the wee hours of the AM

so this is my shout out

please if you have any hints to prevent our sleeplessness here in Seattle

feel free to post any and all ideas in the comment section

sorry this is not so romantic as the cinema version

what can I say

This is how Glamorous my life is

don't be to envious

really